Newt

A short, curly haired Filipino Boi

Slide to NEWT’s Auto

by Newt6969 March 20, 2020

The Newt

Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.

matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word

by baby-blue. April 24, 2010

Newt

A toxic or asshole person typically referring to a partner or significant other.

“Dude I married such a fucking newt”

by CrazedCreatures March 28, 2024

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

Newt

Newt means nothing

For example :

james : yo mate wys?
taylor : newt mate

by yxrsa June 6, 2022

newt shot

An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.

He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.

by Pansy Parkinson-Pratt February 18, 2021