Nachand

When your roommates mom visits your college abode and drops an ass bomb in your only bathroom. Attempting to refresh the small room, she lights all available candles and exits the premise leaving the fan on.

Hey, tyler, tell your mom our electric bill was high last month from that nachand she left us. we cant afford for that fan to run day and night.

dude, his mom left us a dirty nachand

by Luuberry December 11, 2013

nacho fever

The urge to go balls deep in a steamy hot Mexican lawnmower

So I was at Walmart and man lemme tell ya, the guy at the register gave me some nacho fever!!

by Fluffy_tiger97 August 9, 2017

Ultimate Nacho

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.

Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.

by Ed R May 29, 2010

soft nacho

A Mexican with erectile dysfunction

CJ is such a soft nacho

by CrimsonLynx May 26, 2016

Saltine Nachos

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.

Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.

by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010

nacho nucleus

A nacho chip that holds the whole plate of chips together by interconnecting melted cheese... The nacho neclues is often found in the middle of the plate and when removed lifts every other chip up with it...

Mate.... I can't belive you just tried to pick up the nacho nucleus!

by Millwall George February 29, 2008

nachos

A combination of tortilla/nacho chips and nacho cheese sauce. Sometimes includes tomatoes, onions, peppers, beans, and other yummy things. Possibly the best snack ever created.

Dude, let's go get some nachos.

by Torch October 21, 2003