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Narter

A person who farts in their sleep, usually without any knowledge of the fart.
1st Person: "Man you narted so loud in your sleep you woke me up!"

2nd Person: "Seriously? I didn't even realize I farted in my sleep.

1st Person: "Man, you are a Narter!"
by SmileyJ November 20, 2009
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narutard

Any Naruto fan who's pushed the line way too far. The people who buy the Naruto Headbands off eBay even if they don't cosplay. General n00bs, who really should know what day AnimeOne and ANBU release fansubs, but ask for them anyway.
Narutard: Hey luk at my seXXi new Konoha headband!!!!1 Yo, Naruto r0x0rs!
Person: Do you cosplay?
Narutard: noooooo, NARUTO R0x0rs!!1 gimme da sub w00t!
by the TREE April 30, 2005
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narutard

Started on mIRC with idiots asking for new episodes, has sort of drifted to conregation of idiots on websites such as "narutofan.com" Where people spend all day posting as if a chat room in the comments section of a newspost about how awesome Naruto is and pointless discussions that have been discussed properly on real anime forums
NaRuToSsJ5: I've been commenting all day, not slept or eaten
Me: Don't you have a life? Real friends?
NaRuToSsJ5: Yeah! Of course!
Me: Who?
NaRuToSsJ5: Naruto, Yondaime, loads mate, not Sasuke though that bastard!
Me: Narutard...
NaRuToSsJ5: Naruto owns!!!11111
SaiyanNarutoXxXxxx7: ITACHI!!!11111 *fap*
SSJKYUUBIKING+7: where is episode ##!111111 ffs!!!!
by SSJKYUUBIKINGSSJ+7! January 31, 2005
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narita

Someone who used to have no definition
Narita was sad she didn't have a defintion so her awesome friend made her one.
by HerpyDerpies January 20, 2015
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narpy

pertaining to loose skin.
wet/greasy skin.
skin pockets and red lips.
doughy looking.
He is a narpy fellow.
by Edward R. Meow January 18, 2009
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narutard

A NARUTARD is someone who only started liking the series after it was localized on Cartoon Netowrk. They flock conventions in terrible Naruto cosplay, made from regular clothing, and wear their cheap Hot Topic bought headbands.

They have a distinct lack of knowledge of the series, even going as far to state random misconceptions that haven't yet occured, such as Sasuke and Sakura getting married, or such and such kills such and such.

They also make no attempt to read the manga, or watch subtitled episodes of the japanese version, which is far ahead of the rest. They are also just recently learning about the 'newer' shippuden series, which is as old as dirt as of lately, and are still unaware the Sasuke and Sakura will never happen, because there is a bony hipped megane rapist named Karin, who loves to molest Sasuke, and punch Suigetsu in the face.

They also have a apparent lack of regard towards other anime that aren't on cartoon network. They have recently flocked over to Bleach, or even Deathnote, despite not having the mental capacity to understand a single episode.

They also fail to awknowledge that Naruto is not the single best anime of all time, and that there are other, much more prominent anime, such as Rozen Maiden, Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Negima!? and Pani Poni Dash (Which all scored sufficiently higher, with the exception of Lucky Star, which had not yet debuted, on the 2007 TV Asahi Polls.)
Person A: OMG SASUKE DIES HE GETS KILLED MY OROCHIMARU.
Person B: ... Other way around, Narutard.

or

Person A: NARUTO KILLS OROCHIMARU WITH THE HELP OF SASUKE!
Person B: No. Freakin' Narutard! You don't know anything!

or even

Person A: THERE'S NO FEMALE IN AKATSUKI, IT'S ALL YAOI.
Person B: No. Her name is Konan, and she's like Yomiko Readman.
Person A: Yomiko Readman? WHO THE HECK IS THAT!?
Person B: Agh, fricken Narutard! She's the Megane Queen?
Person A: Megane?
Person B: ....... -pulls out cleaver-
by Suiseiseki March 16, 2008
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Narutal

Taken from Narutards, avid fans of the anime, Naruto.

1.) Something or someone that is completely out of kilter, odd, or silly acting.
2.) Dissing someone who is a fanatic of the anime, Naruto.
3.) Total Naru for the everyday Tard.
That girl acted so narutal at the anime convention, I wondered if she was on drugs before she left the hotel.
by Fluff-sama September 7, 2008
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