by carly February 12, 2005

by Devin January 8, 2004

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled, I'm brown. In the trousers, she kissed me and I only bought her one round.
by cube-boy April 25, 2005

bread will always fall jelly side down. Example 2: Just when you thought it was safe to wear a white skirt to school, because your period isnt for another week---you end up with a japanese flag on your ass.
by K. A. S. I. E. June 24, 2004

I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.
by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

by lityer January 6, 2014
