munchies

A condition which may cause one to find oneself in an all night garage at 4am buying 17 twixs and 3 more packets of king skins.

lols: 'how fucking good are rolls and plastic sliced cheese man?!'
jod: 'mate. so fuckin good. well into it. shall we have another couple whilst we go out for more spliffs?'
lols: 'go for it, i've well got the munchies!'

by Lols June 19, 2006

munchausen wank

To grope the ball bag hard at the base and squeeze the penis tight between thumb and forefinger..... shake it without regard .... fast and hard ...

The man was shaking like a leaf after his munchausen wank experience.

by Nighto77 June 16, 2018

Munchos

Munchos is a kind and talented person.
They may have a iconic catch phrase like 'I'm mexican!' or maybe just a iconic look.
The munchos that I know is very strange but funny and makes me laugh alot, they are also a very caring person.
Love you munchos!<3
'Mxnchos the fisherman!'

I'm Mexican!
Lmao
munchos!

by alizxuh January 18, 2019

Munchies

The best leader in the Broccoli faction!

"Munchies is the best leader in Broccoli"

by 123sozloser December 16, 2019

Pre-Munchies

Spontaneously buying food before you smoke weed out of preparation that you will be hungry after.

Robby: "Hey bro I'm head out and grab myself a snickers at Kum and Go before we light it up"
Sean: "Man he's got the pre-munchies"

by SomeHowdyDoodyLookingMuthaFuck July 15, 2009

Patrol Munchies

The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.

Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!

by rodlikestoparty January 17, 2010

P-Munchies

The cock sucker.

DUDE! i had some bitch giving me the P-Munchies last night.

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 2, 2010