Muffery

Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.

I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Muffler Flap

When your inside a chick and your ball sack covers her butt hole as she farts, causing your ball sack to vibrate acting like a muffler flap.

I hate when my wife uses my ball sack as a muffler flap!

by BHS Master September 9, 2019

Putter Muffler

A fart that rolls from a womans anus through her lips and out the front.

Amanda ripped a good putter muffler.

by theroomies February 23, 2008

savagely muffled

Being savagely muffled indicates you are a male who has recieved some very hot and/or rough sex.

Female who is in the know: You look tired. Why are you so tired? *giggles*

Male: *long pause* ..."Because I was savagely muffled last night."

by mystical777girl November 21, 2010

Molly Mufflers

two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!

Here she comes, everybody put in your molly mufflers!

by foshizzlemynizzle1234 May 21, 2011

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.

A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!

Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.

by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011

Steaming Muffler

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.

With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.

by LongDoe September 30, 2011