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Moustache Man

Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.
Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"
by M2million December 10, 2006
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Westland Moustache

Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.
hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.
by B- Real June 12, 2009
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moustached

To have the cal put on ones self - Or to put the cal on another

synonymous with 0wned, pwned, raped and n00bed.

Used in situations of failure esp. epic failure.

From the viral peoples court video.
1. I Just got moustached all night in CSS.

2. Oh man i lost 80 dollars on the lotto. yeah you got moustached man.

3. Damn i got moustached all day at work.
by TheOv3rminD April 24, 2008
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carolina moustache

Licking deep into someone's bung as though you are digging for gold in the Great Smokey Mountains of North Carolina while sporting a whispy, yet gentlemanly moustache.

*Sauces optional
Oh fuck, I just walked in on Jose giving J.R. a Carolina Moustache!
by Cole Miner's Daughter January 22, 2007
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Ginger Moustache

A finger is inserted into the vagina that is currently menstruating. The finger is then withdrawn and smeared across the upper lip of an unsuspecting victim. It is similar to a dirty Sanchez, except in the place of feces, menstrual fluid (blood, mucus and vaginal fluid and traces of yeast).
Can be both a form of punishment or sexual fetish act.
Ex. 1: "My boyfriend is really pissing me off right now, I'm thinking about giving him a ginger moustache tonight after he falls asleep."

Ex. 2: "FUCKING HELL! you GINGER MOUSTACHED me after I passed out last night! GROSS!"
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Mouthface

It is used describe a person eating large amounts of food in a quick and satisfying manner. Symbolically saying that your whole face is your mouth.
*in front of a large burrito* "dude im gonna mouthface this burrito".

"I totally mouthfaced that pussy".
by CuRRy1987 May 11, 2010
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Moustache Gash

When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.
Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash

Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!
by magicrob69 July 2, 2016
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