Landyn Morton

She’s hot. Big tits. Makes duck noises. Has a nice asss. Very smart. And hella brave. She gets alll the “D” and is hellllllaaaa funny

Landyn Morton is hot!

by Morton315 October 19, 2018

caleb morton

the greatest science teacher a grade 9 could ever have

good morning caleb morton

by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018

morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018

Morton Construction

A construction company in the Mushroom Kingdom. They work on town maintenance aswell.

Who's going to build it?
Morton Construction!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Yvonne Morton

The best lady ever, trust!

Yvonne Morton is the best

by Themostsmartpersonever April 6, 2024

Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*

Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name

by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016

India morton

A process in which a woman must play fortnite with her beef curtains

Yeah cara pulled a India Morton last night and won

by Kingstoncockermorton March 25, 2024