caleb morton

the greatest science teacher a grade 9 could ever have

good morning caleb morton

by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018

Yvonne Morton

The best lady ever, trust!

Yvonne Morton is the best

by Themostsmartpersonever April 6, 2024

morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018

Gavin Morton

Gavin is super nice but can be a little to serious with his work and cares to much about his fake gf

Man he’s such a Gavin Morton

by Funny man jeff November 6, 2019

Morton Construction

A construction company in the Mushroom Kingdom. They work on town maintenance aswell.

Who's going to build it?
Morton Construction!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

India morton

A process in which a woman must play fortnite with her beef curtains

Yeah cara pulled a India Morton last night and won

by Kingstoncockermorton March 25, 2024

Audrey Morton

a skank who will message your man knowing your in a relationship and pregnant. She also sends nudes. A truly disgusting girl who craves attention from any guy who will give her a made up compliment. Body is a 1/10 face is a -5/10

Don’t trust that girl Audrey Morton, she will send your man nudes for 3 years being a side hoe.

by dontcareabit April 14, 2023