when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.
John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...
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Mortal Pain is a post punk, industrial noise rock outfit formed in 1996 by consistent members John Stone and Dustin Portesi. Utilizing any and every means to achieve the bastardized auditory sound known as music, the group has, over the years, run into slight controversy as well as both shared the stage with and befriended industrial music forerunners KMFDM.
Did you hear the latest Mortal Pain? It was like listening to a jet engine starting up in the midst of a nuclear holocaust, and I loved it!
by Jasper Palmer July 7, 2009
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At secluded traffic junctions, it’s not uncommon for criminals in police uniforms to stop a car whose driver and fellow passenger are both unmasked, who would be handed a pair of mortal masks to wear before they’re allowed to drive off.
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Get the Mortal Blow mug.The FUNNEST mortal kombat ever. A great fighting system with sick combos. Alot of noobs dont like it because they get thier ass handed to them by Quan chi
Retard: mortal kombat 4 sucked
MK pro: Mk4 pwns all
Retard: Mk2 pwns all!!
Mk pro laughs at the retard because he knows he cant play a real fighting game
MK pro: Mk4 pwns all
Retard: Mk2 pwns all!!
Mk pro laughs at the retard because he knows he cant play a real fighting game
by ImmortalFlesh April 21, 2009
Get the Mortal kombat 4 mug.A version of the popular basketball game "tip out", aka 21. Basically, a bunch of guys gather around a basketball goal and it's every man for himself, trying to score 21 points. Each normal basket is worth one point, and you get to take free throws after you score, and keep shooting them untill you miss (while everyone else waits for a potential rebound). If someone tips a missed free throw in, it's worth two points.
Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.
Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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