Jesus Christ on a moped

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

Jesus Christ on a moped

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

to mope

To have sex with someone who you think is ugly .

I want to mope her but she's so ugly.

by moper294748u43tw December 3, 2018

Moped Specialist

Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao

ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."

by Malachi_Parker2 October 11, 2020

mope

a female mop

that mope is meant to be in the kitchen

by gissy 07 March 30, 2021

Mope Sauce

When terrible things keep happening and you feel indifferent about life.

Damn, my flight's been delayed four times-- that's mope sauce bruh.

by Kaji Yuy August 22, 2017

Moped

Sexiest vehicle u can get, all the chicas will want u

Oh my god I need a moped

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022

Monday Mopes

The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.

Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.

George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.

by TheCdog March 2, 2011