moospace

the "myspace" for fat people

"you freaking cow..go play on moospace or get some mcy d's bitch."

by ihaveafatmonkey November 13, 2009

Moosecunt

an extremely lazy and mean person that anyone would regret meeting. Also a person who frequently uses dancing as an excuse to say that they are not lazy and cannot work a clock at a wrestling match.

Man 1- Wow Moosecunt is really lazy
Man 2- Yeah i know she is also always mean to me.
Stefen-No, i think Moosecunt is really nice and i love her.

by Stefen loves Muskan January 20, 2011

moosecocked

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)

I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!

by tollthebell February 20, 2011

moosance

a cow, that is creating an aggravating situation, i.e. a certain type of nuisance

"Don't be such a moosance," I told the over-agressive cow of a political demonstrator blocking the sidewalk.

by oogruuk September 22, 2012

mootsack

Someone you is an idiot.

It's their not there you "Mootsack"

by mootbag March 5, 2018

mooacide

when one kills a cow

Harry committed mooacide; he killed a cow

by GreyLawnmower November 15, 2018

Moosa

Moosa is a ape who dosent chase jack shit and oz pointless on earth

Moosa: I need free clothes

Jv: fuxk off you cracky Imma make a dumb urban dictionary sayin MOOSA IS A CLOUT CHASER NOT A BAG CHASER.

by Mr.gaytrendsetter November 9, 2019