moolscuses

These are excuses made up for being lazy, or moolish (a mool).

The Mool: "i'm not coming out tonight i'm really tired"
Me: "oh stop with your moolscuses!"

by Kiki26 August 3, 2011

Mollicent

A little firecracker

CRIKEY look at Mollicent go! She's such a little firecracker

by Uncle Cam September 16, 2016

moolio

coolio but m pog

holy mothafuckin luck this is my grandma's car she died and I get like inheritage or something, yoink

moolio

by Modern Past August 17, 2021

Mollica

Mollica, is usually an indipendent woman who doesn’t cry for men. She’s beutiful, outgoing and brightens your day when you hear her distinctive laugh. She has an undying love for potatoes in all their forms and an uncanny attraction towards the city of Padova. Although at first glance she might seem basic she is quite the opposite, with her creative and sometimes spooky side, which together with her other 7 personalities will always keep you entertained and never bored. Dogs are her obsession along with the moon, witch usually a true “mollica” knows everything about. Cheerful, sweet, hot(but always cold) are just a few of the countless adjectives used to describe mollica.

She’s truly breathtaking.

If you know a mollica di pane you are a very lucky man
Con mollica o senza?

by Cianonigiri March 13, 2023

Mopolicious

A term that you shout when you see a very very very wet mop lying in the middle of a janitor's closet surrounded by other mops.

guy that saw a bunch of mops: THATS FUCKING MOPOLICIOUS!!!!
Craig: Yeah it is.
disgruntled guy that saw a bunch of mops: Fuck you, Craig.

by the shitter but shittier April 16, 2023

Molic

When someone is trying to talk to you and you want to get out of the conversation, use this as an excuse.

"Oh sorry I'm actually Molic right now, I can't talk.

by KRITTY23 May 1, 2024

Mooling

The act of having sexual intercourse with a fatally wounded or otherwise incapacitated animal, typically until its death.

The neighbor's kids could do nothing but cry as they watched me start furiously mooling their freshly ran-over dalmatian!

I couldn't help but reach for the condom in my pocket as I noticed the dying raccoon on the side of the street. I haven't mooled in weeks!

by Iolo Morgannwg May 9, 2024