twat mongler

1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes

OJ Simpson is such a twat mongler.

by tommyO699 January 23, 2009

Boogalee-Moogalee-Moogalee

Saying the words "Boogalee-Moogalee-Moogalee" means I'm not crazy just 'cause I got a hotel in my foot. Said by Roberto from Futurama.

Roberto: You callin' me crazy? Just 'cause I got a hotel in my foot does not make me a Boogalee-Moogalee-Moogalee!

by Jackermon July 7, 2010

Soul Mongler

Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.

It's time for thefinal confrontation between Cock Mongler and Soul Mongler!

by nickreaper October 21, 2011

Moogen Froogen

Moogen Froogen is a legendary hero in the lands of HERE. Moogen has accomplished much for a young age. Moogen is the average child's hero, as she can make balloon animals.

Holy crap! Moogen Froogen is hot!

by Richard. January 15, 2005

Mogley

Something or someone that appears to have been through a lot,looking beaten up,broken down or in rough shape.

Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!

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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

moogee

one who personifies mooginess, including but not limited to violent emotional moodswings, a manic approach to all extremes of emotion, the belief that one has contracted all manners of disease - common, rare, and not yet classified. The inability to discern levels of attractiveness in the opposite sex as defined by modern society in context of physique, personality, and intelligence - and the further inability not to make all manners of sexual advances towards such prey wihtout regard for situation, appropriateness or negative response. To be bisslfully unaware of being a walking juxtaposition, promoting a set of beliefs while living a lifestyle that is in direct contradiction to said convictions. To have a great big heart and seek someone to share it with.

Howard Hughes was being a moogee when he thought he got the bird flu.

by Webstah January 25, 2008

Moogled

To be in a state of complete incapacity. Taken from the Secret of Mana game on SNES. The character 'Moogle' in the game is only capable of saying short words beginning with the letter 'p' or 'k'. E.g. 'Pu' or 'Kupi'. Similar words are often uttered when unable to form 'real' words

'I went to the pub last night and got completely moogled after I had one too many whiskies.'

Or 'I was so moogled last night'

by Prentle Frondu October 24, 2005