Moo, noun, man, verb smokabong
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t
regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of
amazing. He
will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’
s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’
s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the
sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.