Mormon

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"

by Gloverboy6 January 10, 2010

mormon porn

The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.

My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time

by easterbunnykiller April 24, 2009

Mormon Cuddle

A method of cuddling that is highly uncomfortable and does not involve any physical affection. Participants typically are sitting up straight with at least 3 inches of space between their bodies.

That awkward couple in the movie theater have been doing a Mormon cuddle the whole time.

by Get at me April 15, 2012

Mormon hole

Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants, they will often use the rationalization that only penis + vagina = sex, and anything else is fair game.

Betty didn't want to upset Baby Jesus, so she would only let her boyfriend put his penis a Mormon hole -- he liked her mouth and armpit best.

by Dharma Midget May 8, 2017

mormon docking

The act of Mormons getting around sex; inserting a penis into a vagina and just leaving it in there. Then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than 5 mins.

(Nick): Molly and I tried that mormon docking thing last night!!!!!
(Quinn): Wow really?!? How was it?
(Nick): Joseph Smith would have been proud.

by trust me, I am a docker. January 11, 2011

Monon Bell

The Monon Bell (pronounced MOE-non) is the trophy awarded to the victor of the annual college football matchup between the DePauw University Tigers (in Greencastle, Indiana) and the Wabash College Little Giants (in Crawfordsville, Indiana) in the United States. The Bell is a 300-pound locomotive bell from the Monon Railroad. As of the end of the 2005 season, the two teams have played against each other 112 times, and the all time series between the Tigers and the Little Giants stands in Wabash's favor at 52-51-9.

Monon Bell tends to be a completely legit reason for Depauw students to get absofuckinglutely hammered/ which they do every year. It happens to be the biggest party weekend for both schools and has been for many years, you will see students getting hammered at 8am going until the early hours of the next morning. Its also common to see the crowd beating the shit out of each other.

"Dude, its fucking Monon Bell... lets get RETARDED."

Monon Bell is the best weekend ever.

by hdeaihassh November 8, 2006

monton

1) A person who exhibits traits of both omnipotence and omnibenevolence
2) Slang for a person who faced Chuck Norris in battle and survived
3) A pasta dish without any sauce

1) That monton is a nice guy. He drove dingos to extinction to save Australian babies.
2) Jesus is a monton.
3) Monton tastes like shit.

by TheMongoose April 12, 2011