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"HOLY SHIT!!! That Monkeyfuck is fucking a squirrel up the ass!!! Daaaaaaaaaaamnn this is soooooo hott!!!!!!"
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by A Monkeyfucker June 30, 2009
Get the A Monkeyfuck mug.An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
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Get the monkeyfucker mug.A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!
me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"
my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."
me: "I wanna break up now."
my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."
me: "I wanna break up now."
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