Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

by kennedy f February 8, 2014

Mongrel

A derogatory name you would call someone meaning keed.

"What are your thoughts on Reidy Boi?"

"What a Mongrel."

by ZaneyP00 March 7, 2022

Midnight Mongrel

Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.

watch out on your way home there’s midnight mongrels all around this area!

by GooberJigga March 30, 2025

mongrel

Some who eats breadsticks.

blank is a mongrel because they eat bread sticks

by TheOatmealOfAllThatIsHoly August 9, 2021

Mongrel

A savage.. a bit (rabid ) like for food . Deprived of food. Wild animal starved, finds bits and scraps.

Cavemen starving for food ate like animals.

That poor dog is starving he’s eating like a mongrel.

Back in the day cavemen ate like mongrels, not knowing when they would have there next meal.

by Mastisa August 4, 2022

cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny

ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"

by ilovelivya December 25, 2023