Mongoose

When a trail runner poops outdoors. This earns you a higher amount of trail credit and respect from your peers.

I had something at the aid station that turned my stomach and now I have to find a safe place to mongoose.

by ImNotThatTypeOfAsian May 22, 2016

Mongoose

Someone who is says something dumb and/or stupid, so you quickly respond with 'you mongoose'

"Is it London is the capital city of France"
"No, shut up you mongoose

by Br1tishs7ang July 5, 2017

Menstrual Mongoose

Pertaining to any female who has a period seemingly every day.

Dewd, I see your sister yelling at you every day! She is a total menstrual mongoose.

by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010

You’re a mongoose

Defines a person that is dumb

Fuck your Blair, you’re a mongoose

by Rinnaru August 2, 2019

mongoose

Obsessivly used by Alia (see Alia, or, Queen of France) directed mostly towards people of Neo-France (see Neo-France) in placement of most nouns/verbs/adjectives and other.

"hi2u mongoose!"
"omg, you're a mongoose."
"mongeese rock."

by Aria Mi-hyung Kang June 1, 2004

Swole mongoose

An erection caused by doing something you love to do.

I was working out the other day and discoverd I had a swole mongoose in my shorts.

by Jock-o-matic January 8, 2010

Tana Mongoose

The best looking girl in the world. Will snatch your weave. She has the curves, she has the stretch marks, she has the overbite. What else do you need?

Tana Mongoose Fan: OMG tana is so iconic
Tana: ik

by Furryslayer December 18, 2018