march moustache madness

a time when any crazy moustache is acceptable. the name comes from march madness

-dude are you really gonna participate in march moustache madness?

by captain cecil paul March 26, 2008

Obstacle Course

when a shitload of dumbass people are blocking your way, like in the hall...

"The populars are out in full swing, it looks like and obstacle course"

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

Finger moustache

To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.

Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.

by PhilipSkovgaardDK February 23, 2009

porn moustache

aka porn 'stash

the close and neatly trimmed moustache not extending beyond lips word by adult film actors, especially Ron Jeremy

Buck told friends he was an actor, but they could tell he was only in stag films because of his telltale porn stash.

by chromedome December 7, 2003

angry red moustache

When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.

I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.

by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010

moostache

mustache that forms on one's upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

Jenny wiped at her moostache with the back of her hand after polishing off a half a bag of Oreo's and a large cold glass of milk.

by Radishing July 30, 2012

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003