Misfire

Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.

"dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!"

"Sorry bro it was a misfire."

by JohnPatrickMCP November 3, 2008

Misinfo

-Saying something with several true and well known facts thrown in and one or two false ones. The appearance is that the false ones are true as well to someone ignorant of the issue.
-Plainly lying and claiming truth
-Using various faulty logic such as appeal to authority or ad hominem to support false claims.
-The use of a generally correct statement with incorrect context.

Poster1: The facts are that wherever guns are legal the death rate increases. The facts are that people shoot up entire schools with legally acquired guns. The facts are that you can cal the police to protect yourself and if you get hurt before you can pull your phone out then you probably don't have time to pull your gun out. Wherever guns are banned the murder rate decreases.
(The misinformation here is that while death rate might increase with legal guns, it happens to be that criminals are the ones often being shot during or after a crime. Schools that have been shot up had guns banned from campus, people sick in the head could go into such a school with illegally acquired weapons, these people seek out such places because they know that no one can shoot back. Police only come after the fact and rarely prevent any violent crime.)

Poster2: Misinfo agent detected, when guns are banned criminals continue using them.

by anonymousanoymous December 17, 2011

milife

A pet name for a loved one of the same sex that is not related to you. This has no homosexual implication whatsoever, it is simply an innocent Anne of Green Gables - type thing.

Gertrude: Ok, I gotta get home now or the dog will pee all over the house. I love you, milife!
Beatrice: I love you more! See you tomorrow, milife!

by Tiggeety January 11, 2013

minifesto

(1) a contraction of "mini" and "manifesto": a mini manifesto, a short manifesto, a manifesto's manifesto, a pocket manifesto (see minifesto.org/)

(2) an animated GIF that shows any message you want (see wigflip.com/minifesto/)

That minifesto sure packed a punch.

Marx himself would have been mighty proud of this little minifesto right here!

Minifesto, manifesto, maxifesto, Marxifesto!

by mdsquared June 11, 2014

Total Misfit

A person who loves being different and looks good while doing it. They love doing what they want to do and don't care who thinks of them any different. They are a total misfit.

Also a pretty cool band names Total Misfit made up of three girls.

That girl over there is a Total misfit, she doesn't give two fucks.

Did you see that new tweet from Total Misfits band account??

by SwagDaddy2.0 August 19, 2016

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

misintextpertation

When your texting somebody and they are interpreting it a way thats different than the way you intended.

Texter A: Are you having fun at your mother's house?

Texter B: What is that supposed to mean you sarcastic prick?

Texter A: What?? I didn't even say anything! Such a misintextpertation!

Texter B: Ugh whatever

by Savage1121 September 1, 2009