Micro-Ken

A human being who possesses an unbelievably tiny level of muscular development.

There was a Micro-Ken in the gym today.

by TheTerrence August 21, 2022

zit mirror

A make-up mirror of at least 8-X magnification used specifically for popping zits and squeezing blackheads.Usually looks like it hit with a mashed potato grenade.

I like the way my zit mirror makes my zits look like volcanoes.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

mirrorballing

Describes introspection or self-analysis - the process of looking into all or many facets of ones self at the same time or over a short period of time. Much like looking at a disco-ball up close.

Mike spent the next several hours mirrorballing about the last 4 years of his life.

by UA January 12, 2008

I will eat your bone marrow

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

Guy1:I will eat your bone marrow

Guy2:Omg really that's wonderful

by Toast lover 69 November 29, 2019

Mirror

Legend says that if you go in front of the mirror, it'll show something very ugly and disgusting.

Study shows that the legend is 95% true.

Person 1: Hey dude, you heard of the mirror legend?
Person 2: Actually, I'm about to try it!
30 seconds later...
Person 2: The legend is true!
Person 1: Oh. Interesting.

by r_kt July 19, 2019

Micro penis

A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.

A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

Advanced Micro Devices

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival

Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.

by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006