Mind of Mencia

n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.

Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.

"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."

by Mr. Bokbizzawk September 21, 2005

well trained mind

A website and book allegedly written to reach those who homeschool for academic reasons. The reality is that while the website claims to be open to all persons regardless of religious belief the reality is the opposite. Bigotry, homophobia, vicious attacks on the impoverished and religious fundamentalism is the cornerstone of the site. Well indoctrinated literalist, fundamentalist, uber evangelical people are the only ones truly welcome. If you dissent you are banned. You can talk trash about gays, minorities, liberals, abortion providers but if you dare defend any of these groups you will be banned. It is a disgrace to logic and reason rather than a guidepost.

Recent discussions about homosexuality and christianity prove the point about how not well trained the minds are of the authors at The Well Trained Mind.

by old befana September 10, 2011

Bored Out Of My Mind

When you're sitting in science class, and you have nothing to do, so you decide to add a bunch of random words to Urban Dictionary.

I am freaking bored out of my mind, someone put me out of my misery.

by askkkkkkk November 1, 2019

mindsternle

"a cocksucking racist homophobic loser"
-tnt

mindsternle (Brandon Seville) is theodore seville's homophobic racist discarded switched at birth cousin who loooves gay porn and HATES mario and mappy and loves WORLD BASIL and HATES trans people such as Minty!

Brandon's current relationship is tofus husband....

Mindsternle hates black people

by Comeoverhereandkissmeonmyhotmo June 27, 2023

mind fecked

A state beyond mind fucked. A self destruct mode where your brain voluntarily turns to scrambled egg in an attempt to escape the torture you're putting it through.

'I don't think I've ever been more mind fecked by a game.'

by OmegaStray August 5, 2018

kill my mind

a beautiful son by Mr. Louis Tomlinson :)

Kill my mind is my fave song rn.

by poopheadpotato December 3, 2020

get your mind out of the gutter

A phrase said when a listener infers a dirty/sexual innuendo from something said by the speaker who did not imply anything of the kind.

Man 1: This hole is too small.

(Man 2 cackles)

Man 1: Get your mind out of the gutter!

by 12dan4 August 14, 2011