Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean
Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction
Carol: Jack your so mean
Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction
by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017
Get the Hairline Malfunction mug.A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
by FattyTuna September 23, 2019
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The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.
by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020
Get the Erectile Malfunction mug.pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.
by loopsipåp March 26, 2021
Get the pernus malfunction mug.pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.
by loopsipåp March 26, 2021
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Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.
by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021
Get the mask malfunction mug.Before I left da baby's room, I had tuned da stereo to a light-classical station dat was playing soft music to soothe said infant to sleep, but then da tuner malfunktioned and started playing bouncy dance-tunes dat got da Little One all revved up and giggly.
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