middletown chestwarmer

you start with the cleaveland steamer which is another creation from ohio then you add a hot water bottle cover up with a quilt and a dab of vaporrub and your chest will be as warm within seconds

donna was chilly so herb suggested a middletown chestwarmer and after applied she thanked him by accepting an alabama hot pocket

by injun33 October 26, 2010

Middletown

home of druggies, projects, n******, and so much more. I mean, some parts are ok, and there are a couple of fun things to do. But while your doing those “fun things” keep watch for a gun at your head and 5 african american individuals kicking your ass so hard you so hard you wake up in the hospital with a brain bleed. and then you go figure “ wheres my wallet?”

oh yeah, i heard you get crack $5 cheaper in Middletown

by recicity December 26, 2017

mr.middleton

Only helps the girls in the class because he is a peto, dose not know how to slow down and teach, if I ask I get called dumb if some girl dose he sits and helps. Really short

I was having a good day then Mr.Middleton came and killed the fun

by Money boy 123 March 2, 2019

Khris Middleton

Some wack ass weed, named after NBA player, Khris Middleton.

Man, this ain’t no za, this smell like some khris middleton.

This shit ain’t doing nothing! Bruh served me some Khris Middleton.

by Lil Ron Artest June 5, 2022

Middletown Maryland

White people but close together, the schools are dogshit but the kids happen to get good scores on tests. There's also a lot of farms for some reason and despite the people who live in the downtown area, its largely white supremacists. There's 3 or 4 Asian families at the time of writing and I think 2-4 black families. There's only 2 good places in Middletown and that's LDS and Memorial Park.

I want to kill myself or leave Middletown Maryland

by Howlhusky December 2, 2020

Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)

Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton

by girlintheworldwithknowledge July 12, 2011

Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018