Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018

Midwest

The most boring and putrid part of the country that you could ever imagine. A haven for religious zealots and morbidly obese people who can convert a Walmart into a fucking sideshow. Shitty weather that turns on a dime and can subject you to all four seasons in a week! The only good thing about this region is it's adherence to the 2nd amendment, but there's a better place that does that and its called TEXAS!

Person 1: I gotta drive to the Midwest for a business trip soon.

Person2: Good luck dumbass and it's been nice knowing you. Most people who venture there are never seen or heard from again!

by Angry Cactus October 2, 2018

Midwest

A region in the united states that produces the best paintballers and the best athletes the world has ever seen.

dude those midwest ballers are tha best anyone has ever seen

by woohoo13 April 3, 2009

midgestuite

vertically impaired prostituite or in other words a dwarf hoe

last weekend me an me boys picked up a midgestuite

by MrGinge10 September 22, 2010

Midwestern Valley Girl

An extremely rare and healthy, fashionable, resilient, empathic agriculturer from the Midwest United States. They have powerful voices, love animals, music, art and serenity. A combination of Amy Winehouse and Cher Horowitz, they are impossible to find.

I saw this super hot babe singing karaoke at the club last night, her voice stole my soul. I tried to talk to her but she went away.

She was probably a Midwestern Valley Girl dude, you might never see her again...

by GoodSoup March 19, 2021

Midwesterners

People in the "heartland" area of America who are known for their cultural isolation and close-mindedness. Though they are a hard-working and sharp-minded folk, they have the tendency to look down upon you and derive pleasure from making you feel inadequate and stupid when you have essentially done nothing wrong, but rather merely spoken or acted in a way that is outside their limited, and to an extent ignorant, cultural understanding of the world. Confident and arrogant in their efficient way of life, they shudder when confronted with considerable or subversive cultural elements from outside their known world, and often reject them for the threat they pose to their identity and sense of empowerment.

Have you ever been to Chicago and spoken to Midwesterners? A lot of them are more shockingly ignorant than they may ever realize.

by USeye April 10, 2007

Midwestern soft

Someone from the Midwest that moved out for greener pastures

Beth is from Ohio but moved to California because she like the weather more and culture and she is gay. Some would say midwestern soft.

by Midwest roots December 2, 2019