WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.
For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?
Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!
Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...
Brenda: Are you forgetting something
Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!
Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!
Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...
Brenda: Are you forgetting something
Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!
by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010
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The space shuttle Columbia was lacking in microwavablelessness.
The space shuttle Columbia was lacking in microwavablelessness.
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The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.
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Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.
Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.
Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.
Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!
Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.
Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.
Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!
Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
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Fan at a Metal in the Microwave concert whos face was melted before he could finish his sentence.
Fan at a Metal in the Microwave concert whos face was melted before he could finish his sentence.
by jaaboy May 21, 2007
Get the metal in the microwave mug.noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.
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