Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005

Mickey mouse

A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"

Oh my god, it's Mickey mouse 🐭

by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

by ROWLETMAN July 19, 2017

take the mickey

take a piss, go to the john

Excuse me, but I need to take the mickey! I'll be right back!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 7, 2023

macked

to have made out with someone.

dude, i macked with him!

by Gina Fizz April 29, 2005

Slip a mickey

A term used to refer to put a sleeping pill in one's beverage.

"I better slip a mickey in (insert name here)'s drink before s/he comes back so I can stash his/her birthday presents."

by Sindur December 29, 2004

taking the mickey

Joking, doing something without intent.

Making fun of someone or something.

A less offensive way of saying taking the piss.

"That was funny!"
Her prominent eyes swam with tears as she gasped for breath, staring at Ron. Utterly nonplussed, he looked around at the others, who were now laughing at the expression on Ron's face and at the ludicrously prolonged laughter of Luna Lovegood, who was rocking backwards and forwards, clutching her sides.
"Are you taking the mickey?" said Ron, frowning at her.
"Baboon's … backside!" she choked, holding her ribs. -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

by Cassi S. August 6, 2005