metric fuck ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.

A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.

by RK8913 February 19, 2011

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004

metric shit-ton

a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload

Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.

by bballbro222 March 13, 2011

metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.

Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne

by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005

Nautical Metric Fuckton

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

by Voideater October 5, 2011

A Metric Frig Ton

A unit of measurement, exclusive to Prince Edward Island Canada.

The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years.

by Tattooed Artist August 6, 2014

metric head

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."
Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

by donthurtemhammer April 18, 2005