A supposedly-effective/reliable means of avoiding pregnancy, this technique practically guarantees that you will "crank 'em out like an assembly line" on an even and regular basis!
Jim Bob Skullduggary and his wife practiced the rhythm method when they first started out to raise a family, and you see where THAT got them!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
Get the rhythm methodmug. a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
by shimee September 23, 2013
Get the chopstick methodmug. The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020
Get the The Spoon Methodmug. The art of purposely writing with poor quality so the person grading it can not read it and you can not receive a bad grade.
Kevin: What you get on homework
Tim: 100
Kevin: You did it in 5 min before class though
Tim: I used the scribble method
Tim: 100
Kevin: You did it in 5 min before class though
Tim: I used the scribble method
by Ap World February 14, 2012
Get the scribble methodmug. In the video game "osu!" Couch method is used to describe someone's score as "shit acc" or "mashed" which in short means it requires no skill
by Xsub August 22, 2021
Get the Couch Methodmug. A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.
Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.
by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022
Get the The Palmer Methodmug. 1. (a) A tactic employed during combat against large groups of the undead/infected in the context of a zombie apocalypse, esp. in the face of overwhelming numbers and/or imminent defeat. The method involves encouraging the undead/infected to follow the living/uninfected combatant(s) in a loop around an area of unspecified size, resulting in the undead/infected grouping into single file formation, approximately resembling a conga line. The living/uninfected combatants are thus able to more effectively counter the undead/infected menace.
(b) Often shortened to 'The Dunnikov'.
2. A verb describing the use of the Dunnikov Method.
(b) Often shortened to 'The Dunnikov'.
2. A verb describing the use of the Dunnikov Method.
1. (a) "Captain, we've been overrun."
"It's time to initiate the Dunnikov method."
(b) "I've had enough of these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking farm! I'm switching to the Dunnikov."
2. "Sir, the situation at the front is getting desperate, some units have even been reduced to Dunnikoving."
"It's time to initiate the Dunnikov method."
(b) "I've had enough of these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking farm! I'm switching to the Dunnikov."
2. "Sir, the situation at the front is getting desperate, some units have even been reduced to Dunnikoving."
by Denny von Schwanzkopfen March 29, 2013
Get the The Dunnikov Methodmug.