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Fuck-o-meter

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK
by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020
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irony meter

A mythical device often mentioned on Internet discussion fora, the irony meter is a device for measuring unintentional irony. It is best known for breaking or exploding when the irony becomes too strong.
That politician's speech last night caused sparks to shoot out of my irony meter.
by Doctor Whom October 31, 2005
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meter Nazi

A worthless government employee assigned to enforce "parking regulations" which is typically a front for a city's Profit Enforcement Division. These minions are often found lurking around trashy cities (Like Tempe, AZ for example) and college campuses where local authorities pay little to no attention to speeders, red light runners, road ragers, drunk drivers, yet enforce parking laws with swift Draconian order and militaristic efficiency.

The meter Nazi is typically a middle-aged overweight high school drop-out who failed entry into a reputable police agency. The resulting bitterness and self-loathing of the meter Nazi leads to disdain for life which creates an insatiable desire for power and control which manifests itself as euphoric enthusiasm for writing bullshit parking citations to individuals who have actually achieved a modicum of success in their life.

The typical meter Nazi spends the majority of their day hunting for motorists who make honest mistakes. Warnings are not options with the meter Nazi. Punishment is dealt swiftly and immediately in the form of a citation that must be paid under threat of blackmail that usually includes arrest warrants, more fines, or suspension of driving privileges. When confronted, the meter Nazi will respond with righteous indignation as though the survival of the human race hung in the balance because of an expired parking meter.
I have to go put some more quarters in the parking meter before those asshole meter Nazi's come by.
by DavidPhxAZ December 5, 2007
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meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.
"Sam? Oh he isn't gay. I know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn't gay. He's just a meterosexual."
by justmoi August 22, 2005
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adelaide metro

oh look my bus is late i'm not surprised it is adelaide metro
by Yasmin Scott November 29, 2012
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thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.
*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
by YAWA December 1, 2018
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metro minute

A minute with an indeterminate duration. A metro minute could be 30 seconds or 30 minutes, and you don't know how long it lasted until it's actually over. Derived from the Washington Metro Area Transportation Authority (WMATA) metro train arrival times, which can never be taken at face value.
Jim: Man, it looks like I got to the station right on time. It says the next metro train will be here in 2 minutes.
Tim: You know those are metro minutes, right? Either the train has already pulled into the station and we missed it, or we're gonna be here for a while.

Sarah: Where the hell is Jessica? She said she was changing outfits and will be out in a minute.
Kara: She meant she'll be out in a metro minute. Just sit tight, it could be a while.
by TimeKeeperz July 18, 2011
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