Messerschmitt bf109

A sweet ass WWII German Fighter plane.

That messerschmitt bf109 shot down so many fucking Brits.

The messerschmitt bf109 is a sweet looking plane

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.

Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!

by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011

Messer

Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster

Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!

by JordanRoyalHills December 8, 2016

Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

mystic messenger zen

a anime character from a game called mystic messenger. A handsome actor who you can fall in love with. Has white hair and red eyes because his albino, 5'11 with poreclain flawless skin and is arrogant as hell about his god given looks. Hates jumin aka trust fund kid and will be deeply in love with MC during all routes of the game.

did you play casual route mystic messenger zen?
Mystic messenger zen is such a charming flirt.
I swear who is more arrogant about their look than mystic messenger zen.
mystic messenger zen said he wanks to Mc!

by shyshyshy 0-0 May 24, 2017

John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.

Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

by Big Lambo August 25, 2011

Messenger Chicken

When you are using a messenger application, and you're typing something. You see your friend start to type and out of politeness erase your comment to allow him to continue.

He then does the same when he sees you typing, and you're stuck in a game of Messenger Chicken.

It's best resolved by just typing an lol or smiley face.

I was talkin to Jenny last night but we got held up for like 3 minutes playing Messenger Chicken.

by SteelerfaninPeru January 10, 2012