Merc

The nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most generous person in the world.

That person is such a Merc.

by NotUcas April 12, 2023

Merc Fleet

(CHARACTERS IN THE GAME WILL MOST LIKELY GET MORE INFORMATION, MEANING THAT LATER ON THIS WILL BE OUTDATED!)

Merc Fleet is an extremely fast-paced TPS (Third Person Shooter), with a completely banger soundtrack, and is considered to be a Furry Game because of the 2 characters (so far), being Furries.

1. Shelldon Carius (Serial Unit HT-463):

The Gun Dealer that sells you guns, and is pretty talkative. Since he constantly blabs about random events in his life, facts (mostly things about him), or ideas for stuff.

2. Kassanda Gunness (Lady of the Court):

Nothing about her as of now.

Seriously though, Its a banger game, go try it out.

Guy 1: Merc Fleet is such a good game!
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 1: I wanna fuck Shelldon's tight Protogen ass so badly!
Guy 2: Me too, bro, me too.

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Merc

To skill someone out

"This guy wants a rap battle I will easily merc him."

by Leow123 February 15, 2017

Merc

Stupid

Merc is a bot

by Boi YeeT man March 5, 2020

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023