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Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."
by FzlDzl February 1, 2009
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Mercedes/Meche

Mercedes/ Meche ;

Sometimes Stubborn, very particular, Intelligent, always misunderstood but DGAF. Knows what she wants when she see's it. Mercedes/Meche is A strong person, Very understanding when she wants to be. Mercedes is sensitive and wears her heart in her sleeve & will shade & ghost anybody & everybody to protect it. I love you Mercedes/ Meche , "To The Moon & Back" XOXO
I love Mercedes with all my soul.
Only family can call her Meche B**ch.

Mercedes/Meche sleeps with one sock on.
by Cielo<3Bebe June 12, 2018
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Mercedes-Benz

Not as blind as BMW drivers, but the drivers of these cars see you as a filthy peasant. See Daimler Chrysler
My Mercedes-Benz is better than your stupid Mitsubishi
by slimebaww March 26, 2017
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mercedes child

a rich stuck up kid, stuck in their mothers perception of the world and the most familiar way of travelling to school in the morning is staring at the inside of thier leather-lined mercedes-benz.
Look, there goes a mercedes child.
by moll September 10, 2005
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Mercedes Dream

1.) Engaging in or planning to engage in a threesome between two male roommates and a female.

2.) The act of a Mercedes Dream
1.) Oh man, I just walked in on those guys down the hall having a Mercedes Dream with my roommate!

2.) "Hey man, is it okay to cross swords during a Mercedes Dream?" "As long as you don't look me in the eye, dude."
by mcdreamlover May 24, 2010
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mercedes driver

Rich ass mother fuckers who think they own the road and have no sense of direction
Watch out Mercedes driver ahead were going to crash
by Chubbs97 January 30, 2016
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mercedes madrid

Some stupid man-looking beottch that goes to pistor middle school that is always confused does't know wat the hell is going on anytime.
beware dont try to be friends with her she is a Backstabbing lieing hater that i hate.
how should i start? well shes alwayz confused she hates on me 4 no reason at all and shes a backstabber.
by Annonymous:-P April 3, 2005
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