munted

Definetly not the way it was when I had it.Deformed,squashed or just totally screwed up.....

It was ok til you screwed with it. Now it's just totally munted.

by Paul & Anthony January 16, 2004

Munted

The point after a massive night of raping your head with narcotics where you're brain no longer connects with the rest of your body - symptoms are involuntary drooling, twitching, grinding what stubs are left of your teeth, chewing your face off, hallucinating and generally making a c**t of yourself. Usually followed by a stint in the twilight zone - a dirty, frightening place between sleep and awareness. Closely associated with fiended

'Man that guy is fucked' 'Nah man he's munted' 'should we call an ambo' 'What did you say man' 'Fuck knows, shit man we need more vicks!'

by R Yenarg August 23, 2005

menter

A female monkey with an STD.

King kong made his wife a menter.

by herro crash October 30, 2011

minted like bananas

Extremely cool. Invented by Patricia.

DAVE: i like that jacket
JANE: yeah, its minted like bananas

by chlo January 24, 2005

Melted Plastic

A term used when one has maxed out his or her credit card.

Joan: "I swear to God this card works!!"

Kate: "Ha Bitch! You got Melted Plastic!"

by c_mann February 12, 2009

MeltedSalami

MeltedSalami is the Jesus in the Roblox community. He gets all the hoes and robux. He wears his dominus with pride that has eyes on the back that lets him see when someone is slacking if you know what I mean. He is the sexiest Roblox player and the god we all worship.

Dear meltedsalami, may we ask for you to grant us the courage to sacrifice our “pussy” in return of precious robux.

by Christian soccer mums December 22, 2020

funki minted

something really really good

oooo them jeans are funki minted

by amyness July 19, 2006