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Rape measure

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size
Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard
by charliecharlie May 17, 2013
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Measurate

To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.
Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.
by Wendy S. February 22, 2020
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Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
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Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.
This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring
by uaqiU April 2, 2020
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Prophylactic measure

To protect from or take preventative measures against
I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety
by Natalie Lovesdick June 1, 2018
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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
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Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly
by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025
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