A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.
by anonymous March 16, 2022
Get the Maximmug. Hym "You are right that who the heroes and villains are DOESN'T matter. Which is why obfuscating the 2 ISN'T GOING TO WORK. I need to be able to make a MAXIMALLY INFORMED DECISION. If obfuscating to try and trick me 'Maximally informing me?' No. It isn't."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
Get the A Maximally Informed Decisionmug. The Sexiest and funiest man alive, every girl wants him. He's strong, handsome, smart and talentand, Everyone wants the be his friend.
by MaxLover2002 November 22, 2021
Get the Maxim Van Desselmug. A Swiss guy OBSESSED with motorsport. He will spend hours explaining why cars aren't what they used to be.
He's also known for his particularly large penis and for being vocal about it.
He's also known for his particularly large penis and for being vocal about it.
«what do you think about the huracan man?»
Maxime: «it's nice but it just doesn't compare to a countach. I have a huge dick btw»
Maxime: «it's nice but it just doesn't compare to a countach. I have a huge dick btw»
by Max72813 November 22, 2021
Get the Maximemug. Maxim is the best fried i ever met. He is kind and cares about you… He is super crazy and full of energy. Also he like technical things and his grandmother. His family and friends is the most important thing in his life. If he get angry (and that goes very fast) he calm down very fast and respectful. To other strangers he is always funny and tries to show the best version of him.
Maxim is a superhero.
by laurahereee November 24, 2021
Get the Maximmug. Maxim Kutikov is the most famous male stripper in the world. It's probably because his 30 inch cock.
by cockslapper444 June 12, 2021
Get the Maxim Kutikovmug. Maxim Stolze ist ne kleine rich bitch, die mit ihrem tommy Hilfiger Pulli flext. Sie ist stolz. So dumm wie sie scheint ist se gar nicht aber sie macht immer dumme mistakes auf tests und kriegt daher nur Cs. Trotzdem verliert sie nie ihren stolz. The stolze will never be defeated.
by Donald trump 69 December 2, 2019
Get the Maxim Stolzemug.