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Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.
She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.
by Witmond April 14, 2013
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mattress rider

by elmeatwado January 24, 2009
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Mexican Mattress

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast
Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned
by The Dragon Lung January 11, 2009
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squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.
That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!
by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006
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Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"
by ali November 30, 2004
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blood on the mattress

a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.
On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."
by blanche deveroe September 23, 2008
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shared mattress

A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.

Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .
That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?
by 18382 August 24, 2009
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