Matthew has a above average penis
by Matt on crack 47 April 20, 2023
A tall,handsome and caring guy. If he's your best friend he is loyal, fun, amazing and will turn your frown upside down, if he's your lover...he's all of that and much more :)
*Girl speaking to Matthew in hallway of college*
Person: who was that guy you were just speaking to?
Girl: Oh that's my friend Matthew....*sighs*....but i wish he was more than that <3
Person: who was that guy you were just speaking to?
Girl: Oh that's my friend Matthew....*sighs*....but i wish he was more than that <3
by somebody wished to be loved <3 April 19, 2011
A Matthew is an amazing best friend and big brother. Matthew can be kind of emo sometimes, but is cooler than all the other emo kids. He doesn't think he looks good, but everyone, even straight guys, thinks he's a stud. He loves to play video games and has a really boring security job that should pay him more money. Matthew is obsessed with cookies and hates Fedex because they always eat his cookies and other desserts, such as carrot cake, that his sister tries to mail to him. Matthew is the big brother that all parents want for their daughters. He is protective and rescues his sister from creepers, sex machines, and other horrible men/boyfriends. Matthew has a lot of female friends because he is such a sweet guy and all the girls want him. In fact, so many girls want him that he's single because he can't choose! Yeah. That's how awesome he is. Other guys are jealous of Matthew because their girlfriends secretly want to do him.
by RocketGrunt August 21, 2011
Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.
Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!
by Pastor Matthew November 27, 2021
a boy who is usually brunette, cute, SMART, funny, outgoing, fun to be with, awesome friend, liked by a girl who is close friends with him but she does not want him to know or things would be awkward, loyal
That my best friend is a matthew
by QTgirl April 18, 2010
by The Unknown Girl November 06, 2017
an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to yu with a hugee dick (:
Matthew, I love you.
by helloworld(: June 26, 2009