masturbate

to masturbate is when a girl touches her front bottom and clitoris until its wet or a boy touches his willy until its wet and masturbation is done for fun because some people want to do sex but cant or they just feel like it and the wet stuff that comes out can make a white patch in your pants or knickers and people do not normally touch their private parts in public

oh and im touching my front bottom and oo yeah im tickling my clitoris ohh yeah mmmm all the wet stuffs coming out its all over my fingers ooooo mmm im fingering my front bottom

oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited

by vaginal fluid November 11, 2006

Masturbate

to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.

Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.

by awefjawoijge June 1, 2003

Masturbate

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.

Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.

by A Fellow User February 12, 2019

masturbate

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.

Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary

by stfu rat November 28, 2019

Masturbate

The only reason I wish I didn’t have a dick

Me: Hey Timmy, I just masturbated to my wall.

Timmy: Good for you.

by Gammy bear July 18, 2021

masturbate

to make yourself cum so hard by a hand movement.

I'm gonna teach Robert how to masturbate

by I caught him lacking so hard March 1, 2023

masturbate

an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"

When peter called "masturbate," david faltered by forgetting to touch the hack once.

by Mars November 9, 2003