Masturcate

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.

I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!

by Master Zen December 30, 2007

masterbration

To celebrate by masterbating

Well, ive been single for 25 years straight...this calls for a masterbration

by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016

mastergate

Almost masterbate, but with a "gate" at the end to add a comic effect.

Don't make me mastergate all over you!

by The Frog Clinger January 18, 2008

MasterDate

to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.

Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.

by Long Johns July 7, 2011

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010

Masterkate

To Eat food, Eat eat eat food

Would you like to masterkate with me?

by xCOREE July 19, 2006