masterbator

Common mispelling of the word masturbator.

He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.

by thesg September 19, 2006

masterdater

A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!

Emily: Tom is the best masterdater I've ever seen!!
Kris: OMG!!11!1

by soopadickman July 30, 2006

Masterbate

Any nigg debate with the master

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .

by Master in arms March 14, 2018

Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!

Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!

by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

masterbaiter

a person who baits Hooker professional/ for a living aka hooker.

we take the bait and put it on the hook for example i masterbait one thoudsand times a day. for example i put one thousand peices of bait on hooks. this is a masterbaiter

by masterbaiterjt June 3, 2011

Masterfake

when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private

dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late

Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.

by nigger7seventy7 March 31, 2010