marker rape

when someone writes on you without your knowing untill you've already been marked on OR!
when someone writes on you with your consent, but you didnt know what they were gonna write.
OR!!
when someone marks on you against your will, and you cants stop 'em!!

places:hand, arm, face, inner thigh

1. i was marker raped in history class, at least it was a highlighter....
2. oh noes!!! i thought she was gonna draw a flower on me hand but she drew a cock!!! O.O!!!
3. my friend and her friends are so crazy!! they marker raped her inner thigh with Sharpie WTF!!!??

by squidelli_spooch February 11, 2007

Mitch Marner

Mitch Marner is an extremely skilled hockey player for the Toronto Maple Leafs . A teenage heartthrob that has all the girls in Toronto wet with his looks. He grew up a huge leaf fan and is living his dream. He will one day host the Stanley cup along along side his other young skilled teammates Auston Matthews ,William Nylander, and Morgan Rielly.

Mitch Marner is the next Patrick Kane and a future top 10 player in the NHL.

by Leaffan96 August 31, 2017

bam margera

queer. faggot. assrammer. cocksucker. fudgepacker. tool. dick smoker. queen. homo. asspounder. asspoke. muttondagger. shit stabber. knob jockey.

Jackass 2. The only stunts performed by Bam are gettin a cock branded to his ass, takin a gold dildo to his ass (his own idea), and a couple of other things nobody cares about. Also in Jackass he is the one that volunteer's plunge Steve-O's ass after the "butt chug", he says hes gonna french kiss knoxville if he goes through with "the riot bomb", he puts his ass in Aaron's face after "the big tire race" and he's the only guy that cries in the whole movie and he does it twice (after "riot bomb" and when they surprise him with the cobra after "the wind tunnel".) all in all what im really trying to say is that there is NO way that Bam Margera is straight.

by aarondix January 7, 2007

bam margera

Minging ass lover who loves to brag about how much money he has, even though his dumb ass is going to burn through it all within 5 years.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.

Its going to be fun to watch bam margera's life become a train wreck

by Shine May 7, 2004

bam margera

An unemployed, uneducated, 27 year old, borderline homosexual high school dropout, that gets paid "MTV's bitch", and lives with his parents. Most people over the age of 16 consider this guy a loser or anyone in the same predicament because of this.

Me: Yo, I went to the Wal-Mart in Kennett Square yesterday and I thought I saw Bam Margera working there.

Friend: Dude, are you kidding? Some douchebage at MTV is still paying that loser to break shit and live with his parents.

Me: Oh YEAH ...HA HA HA. It must have been some other 30 year old hairy fat goon!

by Jurek Dzokolski January 16, 2008

Bam Margera

Bam Margera is synonymous with gay.

"Bam Margera is pretty gay, dude"
"For real, thats redundant, man"

by aim: pflumm EP September 17, 2008

bam margera

An ok skateboarder that makes all his money off his Tv show instead of skateboarding. Funny show but too many people overrate him.

Bam margera is a sellout.

by the fonz January 28, 2005