marpster

a hoe that fucks through the ass. otherwise known as...cleet head.

Jimmy: That marpster was great last night
Bobby: Whats a marpster?
Jimmy: A hoe that fucks through the ass..DUHH
Bobby: OHH...
Jimmy: Youu know..a cleet head..
Bobby: OHH YEAHH now i know what you are talking about!

by veronica and Jimmy October 13, 2006

carpenters daughter

flat and easy to screw.

ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.

by giant lesbian. December 31, 2009

Union carpenter

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.

Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.

by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014

angry carpenter

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction

Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.

by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009

Carpenter

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

by Mathais D January 16, 2009

dirty carpenter

when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds

jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!

john-what the fuck?

by i<3men!!!! February 23, 2011

Nick Carpenter

n)- A little faggot that has no friends so does school work in a social event to hide his own gayness.Also known as Mikail Haimov

That raging gay is Nick Carpenter

by agsdfgbsbfhyj March 23, 2009