Mango

A way of calling someone an idiot or a dumb-ass in a formal and funny way.

That dealer I talked to was such a mango, he didn't even have the right stuff...

by Nesqwik May 25, 2018

Mango

It's what you call a shrunken yellow penis, I mean wtf did you think a mango would be. A fruit?

I really like to suck mangoes man! They remind me of....(starts crying).

by chingpenis April 16, 2020

Mango

Someone who is British Pakistani/Indian and is very obsessed in their culture in a sad way, they usually have a very freshie accent. Similar words include freshie, tep.

Person 1: This guy eats curry for breakfast.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a 'mango'.

by Ogggggggggggggggggg December 10, 2019

Mango

Someone of Gypsy or Afro-American origin; see mangal;

"Git lost Mango, before I kick ya' ass"

by Dreben_2097 May 23, 2005

Mango

To be overly strong or have the strength of 10 men. The hulk without the Green skin tone, superman without the flight, literally can have the whole world in his hands.

That little boy is trapped under the bus...can you lift it? No what do you think I am, Mango?

by LarryDSSS July 14, 2006

MANGO

a word used to guarantee a promise.

joseph: "noah have you seen the snake??"
noah: "no... i have not..."
kevin: "your lying noah.."
joseph:"noah mango it..."
noah: "shit i lied!"

by N,K,J,S January 25, 2011

Mango

Throwing items at people for any of the following purposes: a) to express frustration, anger or annoyance b) to get people's asses into gear.

Do you want me to come over and mango your husband for being an ass?

That guy at the press conference in Iraq totally mangoed his shoe at George Bush!

by Anna & Somaya April 15, 2011