Memphis

A nice kid can get annoying at times pretty good at first person shooter games.

Guy1: Man when I play a first person shooter game I feel like Memphis

by Broly8125 February 25, 2018

The Memphis Tubesock

Masturbating with a vomit covered towel

Chuck did "the memphis tubesock" on himself after a long night in Vegas

by fecal plume October 3, 2009

Mamphy

Jamaican definition of a really fat woman..

Shotta: Yow Rasta, I hear u a tour wid a nice mamphy last night!!!

Rasta: Zeeeeeeen!!! I man have a new queen pon de ends..

Shotta: Pram Pram!!!

by Witty1 January 7, 2011

mamaphone

Someone who sounds like your mother, either in vocal quality, mannerism, or content. (Etymology: A quasi-homophone of homophone.)

Caller: Hello, is John there?
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!

Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!

by QuinP December 13, 2010

Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.

Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."

by Louie Carman May 18, 2013

Maphing

When a person has been caught making an awkward face in a photo that they were unaware was being taken

Jim- "Hey have you seen that picture of Dwight?"
Pam-"Oh yeah Michael he was totally maphing in the background"

by unsweetea February 1, 2017

Marphia

Marphia is a mix of a girl named Marley and a girl named Sophia, Marley is the girl who is a smart brunette, Sophia on the other hand is a dumb blond

Oh my gee did you see Jessica’s shirrrrrrt marphia is on their way

by big closet hore August 9, 2018