Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.
by JB-Noho December 14, 2008
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1: One man cums into another man's anus
2: He then excretes this ejaculation into the first man's anus while he is performing a handstand
3: The man who first took the load then sucks the excrement and semen from the 'handstand' man's anus
4: This is then regurgitated on to the same man's dick while performing a blow job.
5: The pair then swap all ejaculation, excrement, and regurgitation liquids via the mouth
6: Repeat, roles reversed.
1: One man cums into another man's anus
2: He then excretes this ejaculation into the first man's anus while he is performing a handstand
3: The man who first took the load then sucks the excrement and semen from the 'handstand' man's anus
4: This is then regurgitated on to the same man's dick while performing a blow job.
5: The pair then swap all ejaculation, excrement, and regurgitation liquids via the mouth
6: Repeat, roles reversed.
Person 1: "Dude, what did we do last night? Damn, I need a bath!"
Person 2: "I gave you dirty malay... remember?
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, that was fun!"
Person 2: "I gave you dirty malay... remember?
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, that was fun!"
by Dirty Malay January 2, 2011
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Malay lie: n. (1) A statment that is manifestly untrue, but one which the speaker nevertheless asserts is true. (2) A statement that one believes, on good grounds is untrue, but the speaker maintains is true. Proof that the statement was in fact a lie will only come after costly reliance is placed on it. (Origin: the word evolved amongst English speaker debaters following visits to Malaysia where daily life was made impossible thanks to the many lies encountered, hence the development of the "Malay lie".)
Unsuspecting Western passenger, used to relying on honesty as the fabric of society ("UWPUROHFS"): To the KL Towers on the meter please.
Taxi Driver: The meter is broken.
UWPUROHFS: But you just used it for the last passenger.
Taxi Driver: I don't speak any English.
UWPUROHFS: I said I can see the meter is working
Tax Driver (turning off the meter and hitting it): It's broken, see?
UWPUROHFS: That's a "malay lie"!
Taxi Driver: The meter is broken.
UWPUROHFS: But you just used it for the last passenger.
Taxi Driver: I don't speak any English.
UWPUROHFS: I said I can see the meter is working
Tax Driver (turning off the meter and hitting it): It's broken, see?
UWPUROHFS: That's a "malay lie"!
by Bill Bass October 20, 2005
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by xallenclayx June 16, 2010
Get the Malary mug.A 'truly Asian' country that treats non-Malays as second-class citizens and non-Muslim Malays as criminals, where corruption is the very definition of honest government administration, and where Islamo-fundamentalism is so rife you would be busted just for holding hands with a girl.
Freedom of speech is a myth - even if you are backed with undisputed facts, speaking against government policies will get you prisoned without trial. Freedom of religion is a lie - it applies only to Islam. Mosques are build all over the places while churches and temples are razed to the ground without care for the sentiments of the non-Malay population. Non-Malays are free to choose religions (read:Islam) but Malays who convert will be harrassed, humiliated, tortured, jailed and may even be executed.
The people who say that Malaysia is a nice country are usually ignorant Caucasian tourists who had never been anywhere else than the beaches, shopping complexes and resorts organized by their travel agents; and also didn't stay anywhere other than the cozy hotels of Kuala Lumpur, probably around the vicinity of Ampang area. They have yet to delve further into the real face of Malaysia behind the sugar-coated image projected by its Tourism Board.
Check urbandictionary.com to know what Malaysia TRULY is. those top definitions are made by honest Malaysians who know what they are talking about.
Freedom of speech is a myth - even if you are backed with undisputed facts, speaking against government policies will get you prisoned without trial. Freedom of religion is a lie - it applies only to Islam. Mosques are build all over the places while churches and temples are razed to the ground without care for the sentiments of the non-Malay population. Non-Malays are free to choose religions (read:Islam) but Malays who convert will be harrassed, humiliated, tortured, jailed and may even be executed.
The people who say that Malaysia is a nice country are usually ignorant Caucasian tourists who had never been anywhere else than the beaches, shopping complexes and resorts organized by their travel agents; and also didn't stay anywhere other than the cozy hotels of Kuala Lumpur, probably around the vicinity of Ampang area. They have yet to delve further into the real face of Malaysia behind the sugar-coated image projected by its Tourism Board.
Check urbandictionary.com to know what Malaysia TRULY is. those top definitions are made by honest Malaysians who know what they are talking about.
Jonathan: Do you know Malaysia?
Billy: Yeah I know. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...
Billy: Yeah I know. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...
by Jaouhari December 14, 2008
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