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money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.
Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Internet Hat Machine

A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.
When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.
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Pretty Hate Machine

A term for an angst-filled youth who tries too hard to look the part of a rebellious teen. Also the name of the first Nine Inch Nails album.
Nice anarchy jersey, aren't you a little pretty hate machine.
by sirselfdestruct November 27, 2005
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republican attack machine

The well-documented process by which the Right in America, who control of much of the American Media (see Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Liberal Media)hypocritically attack a liberal (see Bill Clinton) for something that would go unnoticed if a conservative had done it, all the while downplaying any piece of news that is unfavorable to their agenda.
Bill clinton is an immoral liar. "But I didn't inhale." Puh-leese!
Why should George W. Bush have to answer accusations about his former coke-habit?
by Andy September 14, 2003
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ATM machine

Abbreviation Ass To Mouth Machine. Not to be confused with an Automated Teller Machine, which would be redundant. An Ass To Mouth Machine will, for a fee deducted from your card, perform the obvious sexual service.
No man, look for the sign that says ATM, not ATM Machine. The ATM Machine will just sodomize you and take your money.
by 23049857234 October 19, 2008
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Atm machine

A machine that makes Automated Teller Machines.
That ATM machine was made by an expensive machine.
by BDavidM July 19, 2016
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Machine Head

1. /THE/ Gods of metal music, although they let themselves down with the albums where they experimented with their sound, namely The More Things Change, The Burning Red and Supercharger (which admittidly contain good songs). Found retribution with the almighty "Through the Ashes of Empires".

2. The pegs on your guitar's headstock that you use to tune your guitar.

3. Band that features the legendary Robb Flynn. Who is in turn the god of all metal.
1. Holy fucking hell have you heard Imperium by Machine Head? They are truely teh gods of metal!

I can't wait for Machine Head's new album, it will fucking own the big one!

2. I like to keep my guitar's tuning pegs nice and shiny with a good polishing every so often. Ohhh yes.

3. Robb Flynn > You
by Metalhead For Life November 10, 2008
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