Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.

Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!

by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

lumpatous

Snobby mean not nice

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SO LUMPATOUS JEPSON!

by CLUMBSY LEMMONS November 15, 2019

lumpy elephant dung

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89

Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.

by Anything4ourMoony February 22, 2023

Pumpers Lump

The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking

Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

bugger lump

A small to medium size amount of fecal matter that exits a persons anus during or after anal sex.

I was shocked to find shit on my foot after some adventurous sex, the Bugger Lump had been lurking on the carpet for some time but still felt slightly warm.

by Captain Kraig February 1, 2010

Pineapple Lumps

Fresh fruit only grown in New Zealand. Staple diet among the natives at schools. Good for breakfast lunch and tea bro!

I ate some pineapple lumps for breakfast, they were yum as!

by TheBmeister July 28, 2010

Dirt lump

Someone from a foreign country, state or province who treats the place they moved to like garbage.

Our new neighbours moved in two months ago, they leave garbage everywhere, their dog shits in my yard, I can smell their house from across the street and they drive like asshole, what a bunch of dirt lumps!

by Skeeterskeet August 20, 2019