Lube for literally anything anywhere. Makes things slippery, and also cleans. Tinkers use it for their cats, smelly feet, and as a substitute for lubricants like oil, bacon grease and petroleum jelly.
by Phillip Vanderlips March 21, 2010
Get the tinky lubemug. An over exaggerated term for shampoo or soap when it gets inside your pee hole while attempting to masturbate with it.. Resulting and ending in either one or several "stop-start" pissing sessions while the person is screaming about the flaming sensations that have been inflicted "down there"
Jack was out of lube, so shampoo sounded fine.. Mr. pee hole said otherwise, as poor Jack shed his tears as he slowly and painfully pissed out the Lava Lube that he mistakenly used that night. Therefore, turning his pleasure session into a pain session.....
by StrenuousBowels March 28, 2014
Get the Lava Lubemug. Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."
Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."
Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."
by dilutedspine April 8, 2012
Get the Pizza Lubemug. A lubricant used to assist in medical and obestric prodecures involving farm animals, comes in a powdered form. Water can be added to make the lube slippery while various amounts can be added to produce the desired consistancy. Also used in sexual acts when excessive lubrication is required, such as anal fisting and insertion of large toys into the anus.
I Filled an enema syringe with J-Lube and filled my ass with it before being fucked hard in the ass by my dog's huge cock.
Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience
Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience
by ButtSexLvr April 18, 2006
Get the J-Lubemug. When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.
by Still_trippin' June 11, 2006
Get the lube the tubemug. The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.
by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017
Get the lubed upmug. the result of a long session of masturbation while viewing porn resulting in your mouse being covered in a mixture of lube, cum and sweat
by Sarah Payne January 6, 2008
Get the lube mousemug.